super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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