what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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