We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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