i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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