Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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