lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just google imaged poop.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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