what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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