ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Are we still banned from the library?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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