Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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