I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
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