yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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