:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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