I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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