I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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