i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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