oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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