Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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