I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she looked like the before picture.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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