Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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