Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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