he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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