belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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