If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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