I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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