dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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