yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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