we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The air taste purple.
Randomize
