i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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