did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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