Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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