wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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