you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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