I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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