I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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