Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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