Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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