oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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