I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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