You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Randomize