Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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