Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
smell my finger.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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