I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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