sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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