i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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