no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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