I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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