"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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