No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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