Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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