That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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