Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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