ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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