How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I had to cum in my sink.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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